Actual first date experiences, as told in GIFs
I once went to the movies with a guy who petted me like a cat.
“Actually, I would prefer that you referred to me as Thor”
“My new years resolution is not to black out so much on weekdays” (he was over 30)
I once went to dinner with a guy who was so stoned he literally ordered almost every appetizer on the menu.
“I was thinking my next vehicle would be a Smart Car.”
“I’m kind of supposed to meet a girl I might move in with tonight, I hope that’s okay?”
“I probably shouldn’t be driving right now.”
“Hey, do that girl’s boobs look real or fake to you?”
Have you had something out-of-the-ordinary happen to you on a first date? Email it to me @ jemiller.design@gmail.com! If I get enough, I will do a post like this with reader submissions!